The Ramblings
of a
Proud Weirdo

by
E.

 

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Have you ever had a moment where you thought...................

well...........that could have gone better. That sums it up well.

To prove my point, here is the first paragraph of my book.     

                                                                                         "Basking at the repercussions of getting a haircut by a monkey, one tends to question how life led to this moment. Is this how I become a monkey’s girlfriend? I’m not sure “it’s complicated” covers forced monkey dating. You may be wondering, how long did this relationship last? I am so glad you asked: A solid 5 days. He grew distant and hungry. It wasn’t meant to be after I ran out of peanuts."

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